The White House spin on the Anti Inventor Act of 2011 (AIA or HR1249):
A Modernized Patent System
President Obama signed the America Invents Act into law on September 16, 2011 after nearly a decade of effort to reform the Nation’s outdated patent laws. The new law helps companies and inventors avoid costly delays and unnecessary litigation—letting them focus instead on innovation and job creation. Many key industries in which the United States leads, such as biotechnology, medical devices, telecommunications, the Internet, and advanced manufacturing, depend on a strong and healthy intellectual property system.
The newly-signed law has a number of important reforms that build on reforms already underway under the leadership of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office Director David Kappos. The law gives the USPTO the resources to reduce patent application waiting times significantly, building on the great strides the patent office has already made, including reducing its backlog by 75,000 during this Administration even as the number of filings per year has increased. The USPTO will now be in a position to implement an innovative program to speed up the processing of the patents that are likely to create good jobs right away.
Under the prioritized examination process, the USPTO will offer start-ups and growing companies an opportunity to have important patents reviewed in one-third the time with a new fast-track option that has a guaranteed 12-month turnaround. The program builds on the Green Technology Pilot program that accelerates patent applications involving reduced greenhouse gas emissions and energy conservation — at no cost to the inventor. More than 2,407 petitions have been granted to green technology patent applicants since the pilot began in December 2009, and USPTO has issued a total of 470 patents under the program.
Excessive litigation has long plagued the patent system. The America Invents Act offers entrepreneurs new ways to avoid litigation regarding patent validity, without the expense of going to U.S. District Court, and will also give the USPTO new tools and resources to improve patent quality. The new law also will harmonize the American patent process with the rest of the world to make it more efficient and predictable, and make it easier for entrepreneurs to market products simultaneously in the United States and for exporting abroad. “
But let’s decipher the political spin and, to paraphrase Paul Harvey, see “the rest of the story”:
A Modernized Newly Corrupted Patent System
President Obama signed the America Invents Act into law on September 16, 2011 after nearly a decade of effort by Akin Gump and other IBMand MS lobbying firms to reform corrupt the Nation’s outdated wonderfully successful existing patent laws that once helped small inventors get a level playing field. The new law helps big multinational companies and rich fat cats “retilt” the playing field to be more like King George had it before the American Revolution, and helps fats cats but not small inventors, avoid costly delays and unnecessary litigation—letting them (fat cats) focus instead on suppressing small firm innovation and job creation and instead allows theft of their inventions by fat cats so fat cats can send those jobs overseas where labor is cheap. Many key industries in which the United States leads, such as biotechnology, medical devices, telecommunications, the Internet, and advanced manufacturing, depend on a strong and healthy intellectual property system so it is important to China that we stop American small inventors from protecting their inventions in these areas. In fact, to help in this effort, I have appointed the cabinet member in charge of the USPTO, Commerce Secretary Gary Locke, to be Ambassador to China, which will be grateful to him for this destruction of the advantages the US once enjoyed under our former patent system that he helped me destroy — “So velly good!we tank u yankeeboy” says Chinese invention thief Mr. Stee Ublind and “We be kindly thanking you so kindly.” says Indian low cost producer Myideeisjustlike Urs . And we at the White House say “What’s good for IBM is good for the US” and besides, we need to get something, anything, through Congress so we can spin it to claim we are doing something about jobs NOW. .
The newly-signed law has a number of important job-killing destructive reforms that build further barriers to small inventors on top of those barriers IBM lobbyists and IBM Senators succeeded in getting through in reforms already underway under the leadership of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office Director David Kappos (I color his name blue to honor Big Blue, his boss), who was IBM’s former patent strategist that we snuck in as the big business fox I wanted in charge of the patent henhouse. The law gives the House Appropriations Committee (which has been diverting USPTO revenues for years) control over the USPTO the resources needed to reduce patent application waiting times significantly even for big multinations and rich people, but we are cutting our “special friends” a special break using a new “Fast Track for Fat Cats” procedure to let them bypass those pesty small inventors, building on the great strides the patent office has already made toward making patents a rich man’s game, including first increasing the backlog by over 100,000 and then reducing its backlog by 75,000 so we are only 25,000 or so behind where we started during this Administration even as the number of filings per year has increased. The USPTO will now be in a position to implement an innovative program to speed up the processing of the patents (and I mean those big multinational business patents when I say “patents”) that are likely to create good jobs in India and China right away (“right away” meaning about three or four years from now), you know those IBM or Apple or MS jobs they are sending overseas where their products are made. And, David IBM Kappos will be able to slow down small inventor patents, raise fees on small inventors (as he has already done) and delay any of the small inventor gimmicks we used to sneak this bill through and pressure Senators to approve a bunch of special earmarks to special “friends” like $214,000,000 for our pals at the Wilmer Hale law firm, and special anti-royalty provisions so that our pals on Wall Street can infringe Data Treasury patents without paying royalties.
Under the new “Fast Track For Fat Cats” prioritized examination process, (again we color it Big Blue as that is who it favors) the USPTO will offer big multinationals like Senator Leahy’s political contributors at IBM and Representative Leahy’s political contributors from Dell Computer the right to pay $4800 to jump their patent applications right over those dratted start-ups and growing companies, so our fat cat friends have an opportunity to have their “important patents “ (and after all, our fat cat political contributors patents are the ones that are most important to us and our re-election), reviewed in one-third the time that small inventors, who can’t afford thousands in extra fee, will take and we do this with that new “fast-track for fat cats” option that has a guaranteed 12-month turnaround. Now, if those disruptive small inventors want to keep their priority let them each come up with an extra $2400 to keep their place. Ha! That ought to squeeze them out of the system. The program builds on the Green Technology Pilot program that accelerates patent applications involving reduced greenhouse gas emissions and energy conservation — at no cost to the inventor, but we corrupted it by making it a “pay to play” option. More than 2,407 petitions have been granted to green technology patent applicants from big business since the pilot began in December 2009, and USPTO has issued a total of 470 patents to big businesses under the program. We are pleased to put a positive spin on this in hopes people will re-elect us before they find out it is a job-killing giveaway full of special earmarks. Fortunately for our fat cat contributors and us, getting new inventions to market takes lots of time and except for fee increases and that Fast Track For Fat Cats that our big business political contributors want implemented right away to squeeze out small inventors, most of this destruction won’t occur for 18 months. By that time the election will be history so I won’t be held accountable for this big business giveaway.
Excessive litigation has long plagued entrenched big businesses that want to reduce costs by stealing inventions and sending those jobs overseas so we have now “rigged” the patent system to make it harder to enforce a patent so our big business contributors don’t have to compensate inventors but rather just pay their own attorneys and pay slave wages overseas . The America Invents Act offers entrepreneurs the “opportunity” to spend lots more of their hard earned money on several pro-big business proceedings we disguise as “new ways to avoid litigation regarding patent validity“, without them even being able to avoid the expense of going to U.S. District Court if our big business friends want to really delay “bad” things like us having to pay for stealing inventions, and will also give the USPTO and its IBM Director new tools and resources to improve patent quality by running up the expense for small entities so their “bad” and “frivolous” patents (i.e. ones they have and we don’t), because, after all, IBM and MS and Apple are big and should be able to stay big and they can pay at fundraisers to help us get reelected, which is what this is really about). The new law also will harmonize the American patent process with the inferior systems that everyone agrees have not produced inventions like our old unmodern American system has, but which are used in the rest of the world to make it more efficient and predictable when big foreign business wants to steal American inventions without having to pay anything to those little inventors that will probably contribute nothing to our campaign, and make it easier for entrepreneurs to be blocked when they try to market products simultaneously in the United States and for exporting abroad. And if you think this “harmonization” is actually bad, wait until you see my plan to “harmonize” our laws with Muslim “Sharia law”. Ignore the fact that “harmonization” starts with the word “harm” and start getting used to saying “God willing” and “all praise be to Allah.”